:LMAO: Ahmed the Terrorist

[jedrekmx]

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

Check it out:

YouTube - Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

 

[Abominus]

Oh man did I get a good laugh from this!:LMAO::LMAO:

 

[xruntime]

check out Jingle Bombs on youtube as well (same achmed terrorist)

 

[jedrekmx]

Jingle Bombs??? :LMAO: Just readin that title makes me :LMAO:

 

[Altered-Mind]

Silence! I Kill You!


That line cracks me up big time! :LMAO:

 

[Darlene]

hahahaa.....A..C...phlegm.....hahhahahhahaa

 

[Darlene]

*shrieks* SILENCE, I KILL YOU!

 

[Sweety]

SILENCE, I KILL YOU !


ha ha ha ....

 

[jedrekmx]

Good evening Achmed.

Good evening.... infidelllllll...

So you're a terrorist?

Yesssss, I am a terrorist...

What kind of terrorist...?

A terrifying... terrorist... Are you scared?

Not really, no....

Wroooooo.... and nowww?

Not really, no....

wrro Hurrrrrooo.... how bout now?

No.

GOD DAMN IT!!!

Oh oh.... I I mean uh uh Allah damn IT...

SILENCE!!!...

I KEEL YOU!!!


:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

 

[krisvandrinken]

heheh Ahmed is the best specialy .... Oh You know what i want to say

Regards

 

[TrancEscape84]

- SILENCE! I'LL KILL YOU!

*moving Achmed's feet*

*Achmed shocked*
-What the hell happened to my feet?!...... son of a "beach" what the hell?! oh wait a minute what the hell what are you doing what the stop it what are you doing..... *getting angry* STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!! I'LL KILL YOUUUU!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


- Ok listen Achmed i have something to tell you.
- What?
- You really are dead.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- I just got my flu shot
- You really are dead.
- Wait, *surprised*, if i'm dead it means that i get my 72 virgins! *looks at the people* are YOU my virgins? I hope not!
- Why?
- There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there... If this is paradise, i've been screeeeewed!
- Well did they say it would be only FEMALE virgins?
- HOLY CRAP!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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- So listen Achmed where did you come from?
- Your freakin suitcase! hahahaha... i told another jokh! (joke)
- If you had been in my suitcase all this time, how did we even get through security at the airport?
- Oh that's easy, they opened the case and i got "helloooooooooo, i am Lindsay Lohaaaaan".

LOL!!
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- 2 Jews walk in a bar...
- No no...
- What?
- No.
- What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.
- What i mean is i don't want racist jokes in my act.
- Oh ok, how about if i kill the Jews?
- No.
- I'm kidding, i would not kill the Jews. No. I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death! hahahahaha. Yes yes i did the same thing with 2 catholic priests when i tossed in a small boy. Hahahahaha. Yes yes, and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson. Hahahaha!

THAT'S WAY TOO FUNNY LOOOOOOL!!!
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- So you guys have any kind of motto?
- Like what?
- You know, like "we're looking for a few good men".
- We're looking for idiots with no future.
- So where do you get your recruits?
- The suicide hotline. Hahahahaha.

LOL!!!
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- So i guess you're Muslim?
- I don't think so!
- You're not Muslim.
- Nooo.
- Why?
- Look at my ass. It says "Made in China".


Hands up for Achmed the terrifying terrorist!!!! LOL

 

[jedrekmx]

:ROFL: :LMAO: No matter how many times I watch that video it keeps make me laugh!