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Another 10 reasons why I don't have a MySpace account...
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One
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up motherfker
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will r4pe your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna fsck your mom"
QUIT BEING DUMB
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One
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up motherfker
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will r4pe your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna fsck your mom"
QUIT BEING DUMB
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