Top 10 Things Fkwits Do On MySpace

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Another 10 reasons why I don't have a MySpace account...

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One

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.



TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.



THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE

Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!



SIX

Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up motherfker



SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here.



EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE

I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will r4pe your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna fsck your mom"

QUIT BEING DUMB
 
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thats awesome hhahah
 
thats why i dont use myspace, fu*ck myspace.
 
Not sure if this was posted somewhere else at afterhours,
here's another reason to dislike Myspace!

WTF!!:blink:

[youtube]g7wWC0tfJZY[/youtube]
 
yeah ive seen that vid somewhere before
 
^^that kid is totally deranged and should be in a mental institution
 
^^that kid is totally deranged and should be in a mental institution

+1 its a bit disturbing to watch really
 
that kid needs an exorcism performed on him pronto! :wow: :wow: :ohmy:

those other two would've been better off leaving the little kid alone.
 

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