u mean u would have to TRY to kill meif ii told you i'd have to kill you...
ask clubgirl...![]()

u mean u would have to TRY to kill me![]()



I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
no
your pathetic ninja skill are no match.
hard to run with big dogs wihen still piss like puppy...
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tht cat picturewhat dude?![]()
seems im not the only one who tought about that one![]()

funny jokes you have here:grinning:howdy!!![]()
oh yeah,really funnytht cat picture

i dont remember passing by therep.s.; did not you know that there is no life east of I-5???
so it should b okwanna dance?I asked him like 2 weeks ago and this was my first thought and I suggested it to him![]()


hi.....i´m back
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