Okay folks. Here is my last rant for
2007. It is directed at our annoying troll.
It's antics make Jddavid's spastic grand mal seizure Mario look like a chorus line of Can-Can Girls.
Let's operate on the premise that it is what it says it is. A 46 year old gay "wife" of a police officer. Where is it's husband during all it's ravings about that damned trail and bus driver? Working a murder case of its parents? It must have killed it's parents because it's running loose on the Net.
The only thing I can think of about how it met said officer is during a vice raid at the local after school day care center, and the officer got an offer that he could not refuse. I'm absolutely positive that he regrets that rash decision now. The poor man got the fuzzy end of the sucker, the short end of the stick, a born again loser of the first degree.
Now let's speculate about reality. At first I thought that it might be in middle school, but I've since changed my mind about that. Looking at it's pathetic spelling, grammar, misuse of contractions, punctuation and capitalization leads me to believe that it is probably about 8 - 10 years old. In grade school, and not doing too good there either.
Where is it's parents? Do they know he has been annoying all of us for days on end? That it hasn't slept or bathed or eaten in a week? Where are they? Did they go on a skying trip to Vale and it got left "Home Alone"? And why in God's name did they give it a computer? That's the last thing they should have done. It has no restraint. It has no respect. It has no responsibility. IT HAS NO BRAINS!
Ack! God deliver us from evil! Amen!
End of rant...