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09-05-2009 Kimito Lopez & Orjan Nilsen - Northern Exposure 015
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mrs fry mode 100%
This sucks, I'm out... Bye.
omgno thanks not my style so far :bully:
This sucks, I'm out... Bye.
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* No Joking : 805 ~ Kimito Lopez Northern Exposure 015 May 2009 on AH.FM *
Polar Bear Jokes
Polar Bear Jokes
Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button.
Q: What's white, furry, rides a walrus, and knocks a ball around the ice?
A: A polo bear!
Q: What's white, furry, loves to dance, and wears lederhosen?
A: A polka bear!
Q: What are white, furry, and have wheels on their paws?
A: Roller bears!
Q: What do polar bears like to eat for lunch?
A: "Brrr-grrr's"!
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want - it can't hear you.
Q: Why are polar bears big, white and furry all over?
A: Because if they were white, small and smooth, they'd be aspirins.
Q: Why do polar bears win so many races?
A: Because they're always in the "pole" position.
Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
A: When it's in a "grizzly" mood.
Q: Are polar bears expensive to keep as pets?
A: NO! They live on ice!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A: I'm not quite sure - but I wouldn't give my mom a dozen of them!
Q: What's white, furry, and throws snowballs?
A: A bowler bear!
Q: What's white, furry, wears sunglasses, and snoozes in the sun all day?
A: A solar bear!
Q: What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?
A: A polar bear going backwards.
Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door and put the polar bear inside.
Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?
A: Just open the door, slide the polar bear over, stuff the walrus in, and close the door.
Q: How do you put a penguin into the refrigerator?
A: That’s silly, penguins don’t live in the Arctic. Besides, the refrigerator is already full.
Q: How do you make a polar bear salad?
A: With iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Q: How do you make a polar bear float?
A: Add two scoops of polar bear to one mug of root beer.
Q: What is a polar bear's favorite breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost
Q: Where do polar bears go to dance?
A: Snowballs
Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a panda?
A: About 1500 miles
Q. What do you get when you cross an ice cube with a polar bear?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. At the North Poll
Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What did the ocean say to the polar bear?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why was the sad polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it was blue.
Q: Why was the happy polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it was tickled pink.
Q: Why was the ill polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it felt a little green.
Polar Bear Jokes
Polar Bear Jokes
Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button.
Q: What's white, furry, rides a walrus, and knocks a ball around the ice?
A: A polo bear!
Q: What's white, furry, loves to dance, and wears lederhosen?
A: A polka bear!
Q: What are white, furry, and have wheels on their paws?
A: Roller bears!
Q: What do polar bears like to eat for lunch?
A: "Brrr-grrr's"!
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want - it can't hear you.
Q: Why are polar bears big, white and furry all over?
A: Because if they were white, small and smooth, they'd be aspirins.
Q: Why do polar bears win so many races?
A: Because they're always in the "pole" position.
Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
A: When it's in a "grizzly" mood.
Q: Are polar bears expensive to keep as pets?
A: NO! They live on ice!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A: I'm not quite sure - but I wouldn't give my mom a dozen of them!
Q: What's white, furry, and throws snowballs?
A: A bowler bear!
Q: What's white, furry, wears sunglasses, and snoozes in the sun all day?
A: A solar bear!
Q: What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?
A: A polar bear going backwards.
Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door and put the polar bear inside.
Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?
A: Just open the door, slide the polar bear over, stuff the walrus in, and close the door.
Q: How do you put a penguin into the refrigerator?
A: That’s silly, penguins don’t live in the Arctic. Besides, the refrigerator is already full.
Q: How do you make a polar bear salad?
A: With iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Q: How do you make a polar bear float?
A: Add two scoops of polar bear to one mug of root beer.
Q: What is a polar bear's favorite breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost
Q: Where do polar bears go to dance?
A: Snowballs
Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a panda?
A: About 1500 miles
Q. What do you get when you cross an ice cube with a polar bear?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. At the North Poll
Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What did the ocean say to the polar bear?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why was the sad polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it was blue.
Q: Why was the happy polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it was tickled pink.
Q: Why was the ill polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it felt a little green.
Because I'm in your mind right now. I'm Freddy.
oh
so you know exactly what I'm thinking
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* Now Listening : 813 ~ Kimito Lopez Northern Exposure 015 May 2009 on AH.FM *
Andain - Beautiful Things :wub: * whatever remix 
omg Polar
heyy Erik!
Andain - Beautiful Things :wub: * whatever remix
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oh
so you know exactly what I'm thinking
Yes I do, it's amazing what you are thinking now.
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Yes I do, it's amazing what you are thinking now.
but I know what you're thinking about now and it's even more amazing
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but I know what you're thinking about now and it's even more amazing
That's really amazing...
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* Looking Back .. .. .. 816 ~ Kimito Lopez Northern Exposure 015 May 2009 on AH
Real Name: Josh Damon Gabriel, David John Penner & Mavie Marcos
Mason, Ohio, USA
URLs: Ornadel Management
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Members: David Penner, Josh Gabriel, Mavie Marcos
Mason, Ohio, USA
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