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14-02-2009 Kimito Lopez & Orjan Nilsen - Northern Exposure 012

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The Cat Lady said:
Beauty track. :music:

Sorry Wailo. No flirting with you today. The REAL DEAL is here and I'm purely focused on HIM. :love::lovers::wub::hug::cat:

I'll play with you next week while he is at work. (kiss) :mask::lolz::hug::cat:
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not a problem at all, I can wait:smile:
 
Squall said:
thx :wub:

:lol::lol::lol:


but wait a second




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Happy Valentine's Day wailo!

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:lol: :lol:

So , are you with your partner? single? or like me, distance relationship (SUCKS BIG TIME!)? :lol:
 
I'm gonna eat this Cottage Cheese i just got on my Valentines! Its gonna be so rad everyone!

And You?
 
Now old Mr. Johnson had troubles of his own
He had an old yellow cat that wouldn't leave home
Tried everything he knew to do to keep the cat away
Took him up to Canada and told him for to stay...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

On the telegraph wire the birds were sittin' in a bunch
Saw an even number, thought he'd' have `em for his lunch
Climbed softly up the pole, until he reached the top
Put his foot upon the electric wire, tied him in a knot...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

This old cat had company out in the backyard
Somebody threw a boot, and threw it awful hard
Hit the cat behind the ear and he thought it was a slight
And down came a brick and knocked him out of sight...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep
And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap
That ol' kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side
With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They sneaked into the shop with the butcher not around
And they dropped him in the hopper where the meat was ground
The old cat disappeared with a blood-curdling shriek
And that shop's hamburger tasted furry for a week...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They put him in a cotton sack and give him to a girl
Who was startin' on a bicycle all around the world
Well over there in China, a terrible wreck was found
She's singin' now in heaven with the angels all around...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

Now this cat was a terror and they thought it would be best
To give him to a feller who was goin' out West
Train ran around a curve and hit a broken rail
Not a blessed soul aboard the train lived to tell the tale...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They gave the old cat to the man in the balloon
And they told him to give him to the man in the moon
Well the balloon, it busted and everybody said,
"Ten miles away they picked a man up dead"...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

Well at last they found the way this cat they'd really fix
They put him in an orange crate on Highway Sixty-Six
Come a ten ton truck with a twenty ton load
Scattered pieces of the orange crate a mile down the road...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They put him on a boat bound for Cambridge town
They thought with all the rain there, he'd surely drown
When the rain come down on the ninety-second day
The whole darn city just a-floated out the bay...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

Now the farmer on the corner said he'd shoot the cat on sight
And he loaded up his gun with nails and dynamite
And he hid in the garden till the cat come around
Seven little pieces of the man was all they found...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They put him on the White House lawn, I'll tell you the reason why
They thought with all those golf balls flyin' there, he'd surely die
The very next morning, what do you think they found
Ninety-four squirrels lyin' dead upon the ground...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They took him down to Cape Canaveral and they put him in a place
And they shot him in a satellite way into space
They thought that cat was beyond human reach
Then they got a phone call from Miami Beach, sayin'...

The cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

:LMAO::cat:
 
The Cat Lady said:
Now old Mr. Johnson had troubles of his own
He had an old yellow cat that wouldn't leave home
Tried everything he knew to do to keep the cat away
Took him up to Canada and told him for to stay...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

On the telegraph wire the birds were sittin' in a bunch
Saw an even number, thought he'd' have `em for his lunch
Climbed softly up the pole, until he reached the top
Put his foot upon the electric wire, tied him in a knot...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

This old cat had company out in the backyard
Somebody threw a boot, and threw it awful hard
Hit the cat behind the ear and he thought it was a slight
And down came a brick and knocked him out of sight...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep
And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap
That ol' kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side
With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They sneaked into the shop with the butcher not around
And they dropped him in the hopper where the meat was ground
The old cat disappeared with a blood-curdling shriek
And that shop's hamburger tasted furry for a week...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They put him in a cotton sack and give him to a girl
Who was startin' on a bicycle all around the world
Well over there in China, a terrible wreck was found
She's singin' now in heaven with the angels all around...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

Now this cat was a terror and they thought it would be best
To give him to a feller who was goin' out West
Train ran around a curve and hit a broken rail
Not a blessed soul aboard the train lived to tell the tale...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They gave the old cat to the man in the balloon
And they told him to give him to the man in the moon
Well the balloon, it busted and everybody said,
"Ten miles away they picked a man up dead"...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

Well at last they found the way this cat they'd really fix
They put him in an orange crate on Highway Sixty-Six
Come a ten ton truck with a twenty ton load
Scattered pieces of the orange crate a mile down the road...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They put him on a boat bound for Cambridge town
They thought with all the rain there, he'd surely drown
When the rain come down on the ninety-second day
The whole darn city just a-floated out the bay...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

Now the farmer on the corner said he'd shoot the cat on sight
And he loaded up his gun with nails and dynamite
And he hid in the garden till the cat come around
Seven little pieces of the man was all they found...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They put him on the White House lawn, I'll tell you the reason why
They thought with all those golf balls flyin' there, he'd surely die
The very next morning, what do you think they found
Ninety-four squirrels lyin' dead upon the ground...

But the cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

They took him down to Cape Canaveral and they put him in a place
And they shot him in a satellite way into space
They thought that cat was beyond human reach
Then they got a phone call from Miami Beach, sayin'...

The cat came back
The very next day the old cat came back
Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back
`Cause he wouldn't stay away

:LMAO::cat:
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:LMAO::LMAO:
 
As recorded by the NEW CHRISTY MINSTRELS:


Well, just like everybody you have troubles of your own
But let me tell you, Mister, of the sorrow I have known
I had an old gray cat, that I couldn't bear to keep
He spent the nights a-howl'n and he wouldn't let me sleep

So I put him in a box and I tied it up quite well.
I had some fellows help me and I paid them not to tell
We put it in a boxcar, the Westbound Seven-Ten
The train pulled away and was never seen again

But the cat came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away
Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty!
Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back

So I took him to the harbor and I put in on a ship
I bid him bon voyage! for that oceanic trip
The captain was obligin' and glad to help us out
We tied him to the anchor so that there could be no doubt

Well, we heard that sad report of that might storm at sea
And though it may sound heartless, I was happy as could be
The paper said the ship went down beneath a heavy gale
And not a single soul was left to tell the awful tale

But the cat came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away
Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty!
Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back

So I gave him to a scientist, destined for the moon
The cat was used for ballast in an outer space balloon
I guess you know what happened, that balloon's up there still
And early that next morning, guess what came across the hill

(Meow! That's right)

Now, everyone in town was sworn to shoot that cat on sight
With that crazy cat around you couldn't sleep at night
We even formed a posse just to hunt that critter down
You could hear the guns a-blazin' as they ran him out of town

But the cat came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away!
Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty!
Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back

I like this version a LOT. Sung it for years and years. :grinning::cat:
 
The Cat Lady said:
As recorded by the NEW CHRISTY MINSTRELS:


Well, just like everybody you have troubles of your own
But let me tell you, Mister, of the sorrow I have known
I had an old gray cat, that I couldn't bear to keep
He spent the nights a-howl'n and he wouldn't let me sleep

So I put him in a box and I tied it up quite well.
I had some fellows help me and I paid them not to tell
We put it in a boxcar, the Westbound Seven-Ten
The train pulled away and was never seen again

But the cat came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away
Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty!
Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back

So I took him to the harbor and I put in on a ship
I bid him bon voyage! for that oceanic trip
The captain was obligin' and glad to help us out
We tied him to the anchor so that there could be no doubt

Well, we heard that sad report of that might storm at sea
And though it may sound heartless, I was happy as could be
The paper said the ship went down beneath a heavy gale
And not a single soul was left to tell the awful tale

But the cat came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away
Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty!
Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back

So I gave him to a scientist, destined for the moon
The cat was used for ballast in an outer space balloon
I guess you know what happened, that balloon's up there still
And early that next morning, guess what came across the hill

(Meow! That's right)

Now, everyone in town was sworn to shoot that cat on sight
With that crazy cat around you couldn't sleep at night
We even formed a posse just to hunt that critter down
You could hear the guns a-blazin' as they ran him out of town

But the cat came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away!
Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty!
Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back

I like this version a LOT. Sung it for years and years. :grinning::cat:
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Wow, it must take like 1 hour and 27 minutes to sing it!
 
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