24-12-2007 AH.FM End of Year Countdown

[DistantLand]

cool thanks


but i forgot my password

oh great!

 

[gotwf]

LOL! great one!

if

i were computer programmer
​

then


use strict;
open F, "<$ARGV[0]" or die $!; my @lines = <F>; close F;
foreach (@lines) { s/giving/stealing/; }
exit(0);

 

[jedrekmx]

trillian is better imo

 

[gotwf]

LOL! great one!

thank you, mon

 

[jedrekmx]

great program... now what does it actually do? :LMAO:

what languages do you program in?

 

[jedrekmx]

you must be a very logical thinker then

I dont know how one can sit and code and stare at it for hours... but holy crap can you guys do some amazing stuff

 

[gotwf]

speaking of scotch....

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course", comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Scotland", replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland."

"Of Course", replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?"

"Aberdeen", comes the reply.

"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen."

"Of course", replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Andrews", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacClyde twins are drunk again."

 

[Tomek]

you can recover it

go it already


it's nice thing, i might use it when i'm at school

 

[DistantLand]

if

i were computer programmer
​

then


use strict;
open F, "<$ARGV[0]" or die $!; my @lines = <F>; close F;
foreach (@lines) { s/giving/stealing/; }
exit(0);

perl?

 

[jedrekmx]

what does $ARGV do again?

 

[Tomek]

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course", comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Scotland", replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland."

"Of Course", replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?"

"Aberdeen", comes the reply.

"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen."

"Of course", replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Andrews", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacClyde twins are drunk again."

:LMAO:

 

[gotwf]

jeeze... how many times i got to tell you, mon....

if i told you, i'd have to kill you, mon

great program... now what does it actually do? :LMAO:

what languages do you program in?

jeeze.... see above, mon...

 

[jedrekmx]

@gotwf: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

dude you are serioulsy killing me with these jokes!

 

[gotwf]

perl?

yes. but purloined from earlier in thread. posted by nasim. you had to be there...or not... .

 

[jedrekmx]

i hate perl... hows hard is php

 

[jedrekmx]

i did a bit of C, C#, C++, perl... dont really like any of them

 

[Tomek]

binnie

 

[jedrekmx]

hey tab16

 

[DistantLand]

oh ok!

 

[gotwf]

i hate perl... hows hard is php

less hard to do poorly. still requires thought and effort to do correctly. sadly, many php "programmers" opt for former...