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24-12-2007 AH.FM End of Year Countdown

jddavid86 said:
:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:
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and one i lifted from t4e....

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 
lol.. is it the vocal one.. the original or the stonface & terminal remix :p it doesnt matter to me. it was a fine track this year:D
 
Toma said:
hey Magik, great set on Saturday! THANKYOU!!!!!!

hope you got all your things sorted for your sister and neice comming
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Hiya mate, you're welcome, yes they're arriving later today

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oh ! my sweet mother of trance earth ! :wow what a bassline...
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CHOOOOOOOOOOOON !! \o/\o/\o/


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Carlos (just found the tracklist for XDR's megamix):

01. Elsa Hill - Carol Of The Bells
02. AH.FM End Of Year Countdown - Introduction by Dan
03. Markus Schulz - Mainstage [Armada Music]
04. Markus Schulz feat. Andy Moor - Daydream (Album Mix) [Armada Music]
05. Deadmau5 - Faxing Berlin (Chris Lake Edit) [mau5trap]
06. The Doppler Effect - Beauty Hides In The Deep (Original Mix) [Electronic Elements]
07. S-Tune pres. Soeren Sube - Summer Rain (Supuer Remix) [Real Deep]
08. Dean Coleman - Shoudda Been There (Original Mix) [Gangsta Audio]
09. Fragma - Toca Me (Inpetto 2008 Remix) [Tiger Records]
10. Albert Vorne - Formentera What (Gareth Emery Remix) [Club Elite]
11. Lolo - Take My Hand (Original Mix) [Bonzai Trance Progressive]
12. Elevation - Blinding Truth (Original Mix) [A State Of Trance]
13. DJ Fire - Midnight In Beijing (Original Mix) [Progrez]
14. Global Experience - Malaysia (Original Mix) [Blackhole Recordings]
15. Flashbrothers feat. Tiff Lacey - Stay (Noel Sanger Remix) [Coldharbour Recordings]
16. Dash Berlin - Till The Sky Falls Down (Dub Mix) [Captivating Sounds]
17. Perpetual feat. Annah - Beautiful Feeling (Original Mix) [Daif Records]
18. Jose Amnesia feat. Jennifer Rene - Wouldn't Change A Thing (Original Mix) [Armind]
19. Glenn Morrison - Contact (Original Mix) [Songbird]
20. Death Cab For Cutie - Marching Bands (Blake Jarrell's Pacha NYC Remix) [CDR]
21. Lens - Beyond The Shadows (Moonbeam Remix) [Coldharbour Recordings]
22. Pryda - Armed (Original Mix) [Pryda Recordings]
23. DJ Shah feat. Adrina Thorpe - Who Will Find Me (Acoustic Mix) [A State Of Trance]
24. Taxigirl - High Glow (Original Mix) [Songbird]
25. Vibrasphere - Erosion (Original Mix) [Tribal Vision]
26. Chris Lake feat. Emma Hewitt - Carry Me Away (Original Club Mix) [Rising Music]
27. Deadmau5 - Not Exactly (Original Mix) [mau5trap]
28. Trentemaller feat. Ane Trolle - Moan (Trentemøller Remix) [Poker Flat Recordings]
29. Alex M.O.R.P.H. & Rank 1 - Life Less Ordinary (A Less Ordinary Rank 1 Mix) [High Contrast Recordings]
30. Alex Bartlett feat. Anthya - Touch The Sun (Rank 1 Remix) [Air Music]
31. Rex Mundi vs. Ronski Speed - The Perspective Space (Markus Schulz Mash Up) [Coldharbour Recordings]
32. Markus Schulz vs. Chakra - I Am (Vocal Mix) [Coldharbour Recordings]
33. Headstrong feat. Tiff Lacey - The Truth (David West Progressive Mix) [Sola Records]
34. Duderstadt & Kirsty Hawkshaw - Beatitude (Duderstadt Progressive Mix) [Afterglow Records]
35. The Blizzard - Kalopsia (Original Club Mix) [Armind]
36. Alex Bartlett feat. Anthya - Touch The Sun (Duende Dub Mix) [Air Music]
37. Markus Schulz - Fly To Colors (Genix Remix) [Coldharbour Recordings]
38. Way Out West - The Fall (Richard Durand Remix) [Blackhole Recordings]
39. Cosmic Gate - Analog Feel (Rank 1's Digital Re-Hash) [Kontor Records]
40. Terry Ferminal vs. Mark Sherry - Walk Away (Mark Sherry's Outburst Remix)
41. Neal Scarborough - Stung On The River (Sean Tyas Remix) [Discover]
42. B.E.N. vs. Digital Nature feat. Brandon A. Godfrey - Save Me God (Orjan Nilsen Remix) [Total Digital Recordings]
43. Bissen - Exhale (Sean Tyas Remix) [A State Of Trance]
44. Gareth Emery - More Than Anything (Original Vocal Mix) [Five AM]
45. Gareth Emery - More Than Anything (Stoneface & Terminal Remix) [Five AM]

Enjoy!
 
this is going to be the monster choon of 2007......:grinning: :grinning: :grinning:
 
speaking of which...

Altered-Mind said:
David West - True Love! :music:
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Description
Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV it is a remote hijacker, targeted at unsuspecting male humanoids. There may be problems with pop-ups.

Variants
Girlfriend 1.0 was the first variant, targeted at mycash.com, later versions of Girlfriend exploit the same resources using more sophisticated methods.
Live_in (any version) uses different profiles and is targeted at mywayoflife.com.
Missus 2.7 is the current variant in which the cooking/cleaning/nookie features are much less effective but the resource consumption is two orders of magnitude greater

Also known as
SWMBO, 'er indoors, the totty, the little woman.

Distribution
The Girlfriend variants have sometimes been bundled with got-drunk, went clubbing and chatted_up_sister's_mate. The parasitic forms (Live-in and Missus) are invariably self-installing, exploiting any firewall deficiencies to immediately grab Administrator privileges and closing out any other Administrator access.

What it does Missus is a blended threat and operates phased attack:
1. It progressively closes all access to any competing products.
2. It grabs access to all available resources
3. It uninstalls the "toys and gadgets" folder completely, and then reprogrammes the firewall to block any related addresses.
4. It installs "soft furnishings.dll" and "redecorate.vxd" (the virtual driver being recursed on a 12-month cycle).
5. It closes down un-wanted processes like pubnight, havefun, watchfootie etc.
6. Having achieved the above it spawns new sub-processes to consolidate its control.
7. It may install parasitic programmes and spyware like In-Laws 1.0

Privacy violation
Only for the first few months - after that it prohibits any violation of its privacy.

Security issues
Yes, your security of title and tenure is severely threatened by the prospect of CPA.VXD.

Stability problems
Very unstable - prone to spontaneous breakdown without cause. Recovery only possible by allocating ever more resources and granting greater privileges. These steps are non-reversible.

Removal
Generally regarded as impossible, although some have succeeded through faking death or assuming a new identity.

Links
Only for the first few months - then discouraged or prohibited.


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