A man was driving down the road with 20 penguins in the back of his car when he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman said "Excuse me Sir, you can’t drive around with 20 penguins in the back of your car, take them to the zoo please", the man confirmed that he would indeed take them to the zoo.
The next day the same man again with 20 penguins in the back of his car drives down the same road and passes the same policeman. Annoyed, the policeman pulls him over again. "Oiii mate" he says "I told you yesterday to take them penguins to the zoo". The man replied "I did officer....and today I'm taking them to the movies!"