random bad joke : Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Good one, I'll try to remember it, lol.