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Summer Classes for Men

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Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.



Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.


Class 3

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.


Class 4
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 5
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.


Class 6
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum


Class 7
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.


Class 8
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.


Class 9
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.


Class 10
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing

Class 11
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.


Class 12
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.



Class 13
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 
fook dat :p

*leaves toilet seat up*



*sends 90 a gift certificate for a Harmony™ Automatic Slow Closing Toilet Seat
The seat that ends arguments by closing automatically every time you flush.


harmony-automatic-closing-toilet-se.jpg



you do flush, don't you? :p

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
*sends 90 a gift certificate for a Harmony™ Automatic Slow Closing Toilet Seat
The seat that ends arguments by closing automatically every time you flush.


harmony-automatic-closing-toilet-se.jpg



you do flush, don't you? :p

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


:hmmm::hmmm: hmm, so have to lift it up everytime no matter what? that's too much work...
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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