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Why does a set sound less "Massive" after downloading it? :hmmm: :confused:
 
Dear Lawd I hate being bored at work:P

Note to self and a word to the wise:

Don't let your CEO catch you riding around on the pallet jack during business hours
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Victoria said:
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95,

with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50,

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but....

If you bought £1000 worth of Tennent s Lager one year ago, drank it all,

then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

So based on the above statistics,

the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle!
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ok...for those in the US...

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!
 
I need a back and shoulder massage right now:hug::mask:
 
robejaegs said:
Dear Lawd I hate being bored at work:P

Note to self and a word to the wise:

Don't let your CEO catch you riding around on the pallet jack during business hours
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iThat is funny Rob and reminds me of my younger days after high school while working in a very large shipping warehouse...on slow days we used to race pallet jacks on the loading docks...both with and without freight...:lol:
 
Another note to self and word to the wiser:


Never!!! Sleep next to a campfire after a heavy night of drinking:|

My hair still smells like that campfire even after two showers:P
 
seems that tropical spiders that end up in britain via imports of wood/fruit etc etc are thriving here because of warmer winters....great....and 'they' say in your lifetime you swallow around 8 spiders in your sleep....well if i swallow once of those big ass hairy beasts I don't think i'd wake up from my sleep :lol:

posted this in the right place this time xD
 
Victoria said:
seems that tropical spiders that end up in britain via imports of wood/fruit etc etc are thriving here because of warmer winters....great....and 'they' say in your lifetime you swallow around 8 spiders in your sleep....well if i swallow once of those big ass hairy beasts I don't think i'd wake up from my sleep :lol:

posted this in the right place this time xD
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When I was a kid back in the early sixties there was a childrens song about called "Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly":yucky:

Here's the lyrics

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.:):grinning:
 
My cat who is normally even scared of her own shadow once sat on the windowsill calmy watching a massive electrical storm going on outside with thunder and lightening and everything. She was just sat there watching and yawning.:)
 
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