The Joke Thread

[trda]

joke

2 canibals walk into a bar in Prague, they asked for separate Czechs....

 

[robejaegs]

What did the egg say to the boiling water?



It's going to take me a minute to get hard because I just got laid.

 

[bjerre]

What did the egg say to the boiling water?



It's going to take me a minute to get hard because I just got laid.

 

[NeonTiger]

 

[NeonTiger]

Okay here is a cheezy one!

What kind of bee's make milk?


BOOBIES!!!!

 

[bjerre]

Okay here is a cheezy one!

What kind of bee's make milk?


BOOBIES!!!!

 

[bjerre]

When you get old....

Two signs that show you're getting old:

1. You start forgetting things
2. .... I've forgot

 

[n0dix]

Two signs that show you're getting old:

1. You start forgetting things
2. .... I've forgot

but funny

 

[Kowy]