The Official Wrong Answer Thread

Because writing about the sun is not poetic at all...:mask:

Why is the Earth round?

Because the Earth and the Moon are a pair of unmatched testicles floating through space looking for the matching penis.

Where is it?
 
Because the Earth and the Moon are a pair of unmatched testicles floating through space looking for the matching penis.

Where is it?

right behind you! :wow:

why can't we all run around naked?
 
right behind you! :wow:

why can't we all run around naked?

Because I am God and I said no.

Arn't I a sweet person?
 
Because I am God and I said no.

Arn't I a sweet person?

Yes .. ofcourse .... any doubts about it? :mask:

Am currently listening to the set of Marcus .. and ummmm let me put the question ....

Does a girl's success lie between her legs?

( In case this post is objectionable .. Mods please delete it or inform me.. shall edit it )
 
Yes.

Does it have to be hairy?
 
normally no but sometimes yes :P

why do people post random questions like this one?
 
normally no but sometimes yes :P

why do people post random questions like this one?

Don't know, don't care...

Do you like girls with long white or pink artificial nails?:)
 
i adore them :mask:


why are we fed milk as babies and not wine or beer?
 
i adore them :mask:


why are we fed milk as babies and not wine or beer?

Because not everyone is French or Irish.

Who in the what now?
 
what in your who now...

what happens when we die?
 
what in your who now...

what happens when we die?


we get to chew our own heads off :mask:


why do we need to sleep?


damn you...faster than me lol
 
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we get to chew our own heads off :mask:


why do we need to seep?

because we never need to shleep :lol:

why can't t4e spell?
 
because his hand is glued to his junk

why is austria so cold in the winter?
 
because all the snow from the himalayas blows the snow all the way to austria in the winter :mask:

why is there nothing on t.v. nowadays?
 
because all the snow from the himalayas blows the snow all the way to austria in the winter :mask:

why is there nothing on t.v. nowadays?

Because all the great show writers decided to become envelope lickers instead. :grinning:


What is the largest country in the world?
 
Country music of course.

What else should I say?
 
Country music of course.

What else should I say?

you should recite the entire work of shakespeare.

do u want fries with that?
 
you should recite the entire work of shakespeare.

do u want fries with that?

only the purple ones please.

is it me or are the questions in this thread getting weirder all the time?
 
only the purple ones please.

is it me or are the questions in this thread getting weirder all the time?



maybe...it all depends what your definition of weird is.



why did the Power Man fail?
 

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